My name is Lavita Wind Wylder and I'm tired of people telling me what to do.  Okay!  I said it out loud, wrote it out loud, whatever, someone should hear me.  Maybe.

Welcome to my world.  Welcome to my life.  Welcome to my blog.  Can you freakin believe that I have a blog.  I kind of feel cool for, like, the first time ever.  That's probably because you can't see me right now.  If you could, you'd see my retainer and my retina-A (because I have zits...) that my mom's friend Judy the dermatologist says I need to use.  She also suggested I fill a 2 liter bottle of soda, after I finished the soda of course, with sea water and use it as astringent.  She, Judy the dermatologist, said that the girls in Hawaii don't have acne because they get into the salt water.  So when we went to Panama City on vacation I filled a left over 2 liter bottle with salty goodness...and it did nothing for me.
So now I have to slather my face with retin-A junk and wash my face with this goo called Albolene.  Albolene is kind of like wax for your face.  It doesn't smell like anything so that's nice.  It also isn't working.  What 12 year old has acne?  This one.

Here's the thing.  What's a girl got to do to get some respect, you know?  I don't ask for much.  I do my homework.  I eat my broccoli.  I even tried brussel sprouts once and according to my mother, "You'll like them one day.  Now here's some more."

It has been more than one day and I still don't like them.

I put my shoes away.  I hang up my clothes after I get home from school.  My parents should pay me for being so awesome but oh no.  No they don't.  They are always telling me to do this and do that and I cannot stand it any longer.

So here I am.  Someone out there needs to be aware of my awesomeness.  Is that someone you?

Let's get to know each other.  Okay, here goes.  What would you do if you had a banana right now?
If I had one, I'd peel it and then use the banana part to paint a picture.  Then I'd hang the picture on our sliding glass door, the outside part, and see if any animals discovered it.  That would be fun.

You?

Crap.  My mom is knocking on my door.  I gotta go.

Lavita